Not necessarily funny quotes this time around, but definitely some things that made me do a double take.
“Back when I was a little kid in third grade, I totally had Bieber Fever, but now that I’m in sixth grade I realize he’s awful.” -6th grader
“My favorite book is Lord of the Flies” -6th grader
“My birthday is in 2000 so I’m a millenium baby” -7th grader (good lord, I feel old!!!)
“I lived in Singapore for 3 years. It is a paradise for bugs.” -6th grader